The kind of very saggy tits you'd want with you if you ever got shipwrecked and stranded on a deserted island. If you tie them together in the middle by the nipples you can make an impromptu hammock allowing you to doze away comfortably up off of the ground where coconut crabs might otherwise bite you in your sleep.
"Karen listen, I'm pleased you were the only other survivor of that shipwreck. If it weren't for you and the fact that I could make a nice swinging hammock out of your shipwreck tits, I would have been painfully bitten by a coconut or spider crab in my sleep. You're still here? I thought I told you to scavenge around the island and look for ingredients that would make a suitable sandwich. I thought I saw some lettuce growing in a patch on that mountainside. I don't want any of that on my sandwich. I killed a parrot yesterday, here see what you can do with this."
by Showdown Sean November 6, 2011
Get the Shipwreck titsmug. by RednekHoser June 17, 2018
Get the Crazy Titsmug. A women's brassiere or brassiere insert with excessive padding, intending to give the illusion of larger breasts.
"She" has her tit-extenders in/on today
by Bmarch August 24, 2014
Get the Tit-Extendermug. When a guy puts his dick in between a woman's breasts and repeatedly rubs back and forth as if they were digging a ditch.
by Thegoldenjoint June 5, 2014
Get the tit-diggingmug. by Zlovato13 August 14, 2016
Get the tit niggamug. Awesome pair of tatas. Tits like these haven't been seen in ages. It is very rare these type of boobs come around.
by Youneverknow666 February 14, 2014
Get the medieval titsmug. by El Hefe 13 January 6, 2016
Get the Tits on baconmug.