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Bigger than me

A phrase by a bullied victim (such as nerds) describing that his/her bullies are far-more superior than them.
Nerd: That son of a bitch took my fucking savings!
Waiter: Why did you let him do that?!
Nerd: Well, he's bigger than me.
Waiter: Son, you've got to respect and defend yourself! Or else you'll never succeed in life and will be locked on his wrath!!!
Waiter: Do you think I'll keep working on this shithole?! I'll study, so I'll be successful and will have many whores, or have a wife and family!
Nerd: Well, that should work! :)
by Karma will get you! March 20, 2022
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A way to say that your a freak. it was used by Demoman from TF2 in his meat the team video.
Demoman: I am a black Scottish cyclops they've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me.
by Demoman TF2 November 14, 2021
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Blood ain't thicker than my daughter

Thickness is how southern folk determine if a girl is legal ,they don't know numbers or anything fancy. Father has a step daughter and she is thick enough to fuck. "Shes ready paw"
bob: Blood ain't thicker than my daughter
blood: he ain't lying
by fuckhand November 18, 2021
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more Zeros than the Japanese Air Force

Describing a number as being especially large. The Zeros are a reference to the Mitsubishi A6M Zero, a fighter that was in use from 1940 to 1945 by the Japanese Air Force.
Do you know how much Bill's earning? More Zeros than the Japanese Air Force on that guy's check!
by cypress_valley October 31, 2021
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Dumber than a Bucket of Dogshit

Someone who is dumber than dogshit - their brain is the equivalent of a bucket...FULL of dogshit. While probably also morally inept/retarded, their intelligence is likely due to inbreeding somewhere in the family tree, or possibly being tossed into a ceiling fan as an infant. They usually turn into a screeching autist when triggered for an illogical reason.

Alternative phrase: "Uglier than a bucket of dogshit".
"All these politicians are dumber than a bucket of dogshit. I would rather have a bucket of literal-fucking-dogshit 'lead' me than these political assclowns."

"A bag of hammers, a box of rocks, and a bucket of dogshit -combined- have more intelligence than that fuckfaced douchefag."
by LeonitusMaximus September 13, 2021
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wetter than an otter pocket

your girl when she sees harry styles’ grammy performance
me: babe, you’re wetter than an otter pocket

her: oh yeah it’s because i just watched harry styles grammy performance
by thesecretchoochie September 13, 2021
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