The chode test or procedure is:
Grab a tuna can
Stick dick in can
If dick touches the rims of the can and doesnt touch the bottom, you have a chode
Grab a tuna can
Stick dick in can
If dick touches the rims of the can and doesnt touch the bottom, you have a chode
Man, I took the chode test like you said. I won't say any more than that.
My dick didnt even touch the rims nor the bottom!
My dick didnt even touch the rims nor the bottom!
by Praker September 25, 2017
Get the Chode testmug. (noun): when you do something purposefully like a bish (because sometimes people just need to be put in their place) and then you tell your bf about it. His response determines if you have a future together.
This test is to be used in conjunction with and only after you have successfully completed the Bear Test.
This test is to be used in conjunction with and only after you have successfully completed the Bear Test.
"Hey Amanda, did Pastry ever pass his Spicy Sister Test?"
"Why, yes, he sure did Sabrina. I told him about how I sassed and stared down the short guy at work while I was wearing heels. The bf responded with, 'That's totally his own fault.' He did well and now I know he can handle this spicy sister."
"Why, yes, he sure did Sabrina. I told him about how I sassed and stared down the short guy at work while I was wearing heels. The bf responded with, 'That's totally his own fault.' He did well and now I know he can handle this spicy sister."
by Aunt Bina March 31, 2014
Get the Spicy Sister Testmug. Must be done with a partner, preferably a significant other.
One person sits on the other person's lap and gives them a lap dance while both people drive the car, the person on the bottom controlling the gas and brakes, and the person on top steering.
Must drive at least 5 miles on an open road, no matter whether or not either person orgasms.
One person sits on the other person's lap and gives them a lap dance while both people drive the car, the person on the bottom controlling the gas and brakes, and the person on top steering.
Must drive at least 5 miles on an open road, no matter whether or not either person orgasms.
Jenny tried the ultimate driving test with her boyfriend and ended up breaking her arm, she says it's the best sex she's ever had, though.
by Morgan_Rose99 November 17, 2022
Get the Ultimate Driving Testmug. The definition of the Lebowski test.
When you meet someone you don't know at a party/gathering/wedding etc and they start with the small talk, ask them one question. "So you ever seen the big Lebowski" if they say yes, and say the movie sucked, politely thank them and walk away knowing the person has no sense of humour or taste in movies , and that you don't want anything to do with said person. I they say its awesome, then you have endless things to talk about.
When you meet someone you don't know at a party/gathering/wedding etc and they start with the small talk, ask them one question. "So you ever seen the big Lebowski" if they say yes, and say the movie sucked, politely thank them and walk away knowing the person has no sense of humour or taste in movies , and that you don't want anything to do with said person. I they say its awesome, then you have endless things to talk about.
The definition of the Lebowski test.
Person A: Hey man, some party huh.
Person B: Yeah, great party.
Person A: So you ever seen the big lebowski?
Person B: Yeah, what a piece of shit right? I dont get why people like that movie.
Person A: Sure sure, so have a good night, i gotta go. (Failed lebowski test)
Person A: Hey man, some party huh.
Person B: Yeah, great party.
Person A: So you ever seen the big lebowski?
Person B: Yeah, what a piece of shit right? I dont get why people like that movie.
Person A: Sure sure, so have a good night, i gotta go. (Failed lebowski test)
by ThatsElduderino April 22, 2021
Get the The Lebowski Testmug. 
fuck man i really dot know why the prof keeps giving us tests
Honestly this prof sucks the textbook he suggests doesnt appear anywhere on the test
Honestly this prof sucks the textbook he suggests doesnt appear anywhere on the test
by electron1/3matter June 18, 2021
Get the testmug.