Pump-Your-Gas-Girl

A wirl, usually between the ages of 12-16 who will do various annoying things to gain attention such as laughing very loudly and unnecessarily, asking questions with obvious answers, basking in their "randomness," and telling completely idiotic irrelevent stories.

Pump-Your-Gas-Girl: It's so cold in here! Why is it so cold? OMG.

Person: Uh...it's December and you're wearing a tank top?

Pump-Your-Gas-Girl: Lyke omg, I'm so random. Haha i'm retarded. (did I gain attention???!!!)

by T. Fornes January 18, 2009

pump action porridge gun

a penis, so called as it 1) requires a back and forth action that resmebles that of a pump action shotgun 2) for some semen looks like porridge? 3) it shoots it everywhere like a gun

he has a massive pump action porridge gun, hes slung like a horse

by barclay shabba May 06, 2008

Lil Pump Gucci Gang

A song that was way too popular and created by a guy who has done lean with fucking Charlie Sheen.

Lil Pump Gucci Gang is a song

by You Are A Bruh Moment September 10, 2018

penis pumping like a champ

the female puts either her right/left shoulder under the man's junk. Then they wrap their hand around the penis and basically "fist pump it like a champ".

Optional: you can start a dice roll on it and then work your way up to fist.

Penis pumping like a champ is like fist pumping on the Jersey Shore except in the sexual mode.

by AgaMeista January 20, 2010

Big Papa Pump

A big nerdy pilot, who is the President of the 1/2 mile high club and macks on tons of chicks.

Big Papa Pump macks the chicks in the air.

by Little Lulu February 10, 2008

two pump cum dump

When there's been a lot foreplay and it only takes two pumps of a penis to get them to cum

I was with my date last night and it ended with a two pump cum dump

by Cake.is.my.otp August 18, 2017

Pump Up The Bass Qusay

What Saddam Hussein tells Qusay to do whilst he is rapping

Check me while I babylon. Pump up the bass Qusay

by Matthew December 22, 2003