mr. no shoes and the shooty shooty bang bang christmas

the best thing ever to dawn to man

timmy:dude you wanna watch mr. no shoes and the shooty shooty bang bang christmas
jimmy:hell yea

by raybeez February 12, 2022

Christma-kwanaka-boxing-edi-cha-day-eve

Christmas, Kwanza, Hanaka, Boxing Day, Edi-udna, Cha-Cha, and all those days hava day and an eve...

Christma-kwanaka-boxing-edi-cha-day-eve is tha best day ever!!!

by xHiddenxSorrowsx October 25, 2007

feed my poodle let him know it's christmas time

A plea to all you half wit frog bashers to save my poodle on christmas day from his usual kiddy fondling antics around the christmas tree of yorkshire pudding.

Robin: Where's your head at? WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT?
MG: I am the only gay in the village
Rover: save me

by Robin February 06, 2005

Christmas Crusher

the moment you realize what you want for Christmas...
on Christmas Eve.

December 2: Jenn- "Hey Laura, what do you want for Christmas?" Laura- "Hell if I know.."

December 24: Laura- "Dammit! I want *insert item here* so badly!" Jenn- "Too late now..." Laura- "Well that sure is a Christmas Crusher."

by ScarettRose December 24, 2011

christmas cow

On how you milk out Christmas, every last bit of it, no matter what and always eating something related to Christmas, like cows only eat grass

You are a Christmas cow

by Gd9870 December 12, 2018

put up christmas tree day

In the day of November 12th you are to put up your christmas tree

put up christmas tree day is a ray on november 12th to put up your christmas tree

by christmas geek November 12, 2020

Fresno Christmas Wreath

The multicolored particulate that gets matted in your pubic hair when you fall asleep after unprotected anal sex without showering, thus festooning one’s penis as if it has been bequeathed a Holiday Wreath from California’s Inland Valley.

I plowed that Lot Lizard at the Flying J and woke up to the smell of burnt soup, her Fresno Christmas Wreath around my Dick…

by Heath Oyama bangs horses November 16, 2021