Caught a stray

When a person, unprovoked, chooses to target an insult toward an individual not included in the situation.

*in a comment section of a gorilla jumping off the couch*
“that looks like rihanna”
“damn why did rihanna catch a stray like that..”

rihanna caught a stray because she didn’t prove anyone to insult her like that nor was she apart of the situation

by Yourmother1267 December 26, 2025

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New York Slush Spray

The act of cumming in someone’s ass and them farting it back out on to your face.

Person 1: “Oh man, Becky gave me a New York Slush Spray last night. Refreshing.”

Person 2: “What the fuck is wrong with you.”

by MikeDCCXV January 12, 2026

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Tasmanian Butter Spray

The act of shoving a stick of butter up ones rectum, waiting for it to melt and then farting it onto popcorn

My brother and I just did a Tasmanian butter spray together.

by baldwigguh January 21, 2026

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Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray

Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.

"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.

by Uncle_Bool October 8, 2013

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