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shoot on me

To insult someone jokingly or non-jokingly. (Origin - Los Angeles, California)

To roast
Daquan: You look like a thumb, my guy.
Unique: I know! With her long neck, a**.
Me: Aw, here we go. Why y'all always gotta shoot on me.
by put pseudonym here August 9, 2019
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Shooting Star

When a guy lies down on his back and ejaculates, his jizz going over his whole body and head.
Little Timmy's first wank ended with a shooting star, leaving a streamline down the middle of his bed-frame's headboard.
by TheRashInTrash July 16, 2019
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Skeet Shooting

A game of lining semi-empty or empty water bottles on a table, and then ejaculating on them to see if you can either knock them off the table, or just knock them down. Off the table is +3 points, and simply just knocking them down is +1 point.
I was in a game of skeet shooting with Jimmy the other day, and he knocked all the bottles off of the table! Man does his loads have some velocity.
by NotBajaBlast July 27, 2024
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School shootings

If attention is worth more than your kids lives than you deserve it every time.
Hym "School shootings don't happen in a vacuum and if you're not willing to trade attention for the lives of children you deserve it every time it happens."
by Hym Iam December 3, 2023
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Macedonian Trash Shoot

Noun | When one partner uses their penis to mash and churn feces inside of the other’s colon until it is a paste, and then proceeds to funnel the feces into their mouth.
That fine torta gave me a Macedonian trash shoot
by Mr.🍇ist June 18, 2025
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shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

telling someone older to shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet
sdasgdfgasd: shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

qqqqqqqqetwrfghssg: shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

old guy: fucking kill yourselves
by sillycat13 May 3, 2023
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Meat shoot

Layne manning a glory hole and repeatedly taking flesh missiles to the face wearing a Davy Crockett hat.
The local BBC club loves having meat shoots on Thursday nights.
by KDigler February 3, 2018
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