by Djdnfjfhfhfhdjdj May 2, 2022

wearing square glasses means you get 0 bitches. you have no game. honestly gravity pulls more bitches than you.
emily: “ew nicholas is wearing glasses. he must get no bitches”
nicholas: “hey you wanna go on a date”
suzy: “ew no you’re wearing square glasses”
nicholas: “hey you wanna go on a date”
suzy: “ew no you’re wearing square glasses”
by ihaveshortnails May 22, 2022

A made up character who always gets the short straw.
His whole life is a series of failures,which is what makes him so hilarious
Known for his love of green hats and likeness to the Mr. Men character Mr. Strong.
His whole life is a series of failures,which is what makes him so hilarious
Known for his love of green hats and likeness to the Mr. Men character Mr. Strong.
by Dartron December 9, 2008

life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass
when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess
by doctormoosh May 25, 2022

by Ricocrazy December 1, 2023

by Plantoid September 22, 2016

The moment when you are having sex with your sister, and you tell her that she is as tight as your mother, and her responding with "That's what dad says."
by EdgyMeemStar February 3, 2018
