pre-death crisis

last crisis in your life.

person 1-whys that woman yelling at those kids.
person 2-probably menopause.
person 3-nah man shes going through her pre-death crisis.

by mommymilkers;) December 5, 2021

Pre-Algebra

One of the useless forms of math. Comes before Algebra, which is both useless

Nerd: Hey, do you want to know what 5/0.2 of 67.82³
Jock: I hate you. And Pre-Algebra
Nerd: 7798541.0942 (Yes this is true)
Jock: Wait, why did you say that last part so quietly?
Nerd: ....

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit December 7, 2020

Pre-TSD

Negative thoughts and/or feelings that occur prior to a negative experience.

"I get Pre-TSD when I find out my brother-in-law is coming over"

by GooseNugget01 December 20, 2020

Pre-TSD

Severe paranoia that extremely consumes and transforms a person’s perspectives and way of life in the anticipation of a specific traumatic event that is yet to happen.

Pre-TSD is when a person is so mentally sure that doomsday is coming that they live in a mode of preparation and abandon their normal lifestyles in fear of the day it comes. This personal recognizes what appears to be symobolic synchronizations as factual patterns that act as triggers towards their stress disorder.

Also known as paranoia

by Clevercappy November 26, 2020

Pre-leng

Used to tell someone they are half cute half ugly.

Example: Jonas and I saw a pre-leng girl yesterday.

by Jaayme October 23, 2020

Pre-Tomats

The not quite ketchup fluid that comes out before the ketchup. This can be remedied by giving the bottle a good shakin' before you squeeze.

A human squeezing a ketchup bottle onto a BBQ'd hot dogger

Human one - "Oh shoot, now my dog is covered in pre-tomats!"

Human two - "Bruh, you should have shaken the bottle, pre-tomats is the worst."

by Sasserfrats November 6, 2020

Pre-dabbing

A dab that is taken before a dab. In example when someone pre-games with alcohol before a party.

A dab taken before the final dab.
A Marijuana wax, rosin, oil and etc.

"I'm pre-dabbing my before I take join the dab sesh"
"Let's pre-dab by taking a few dabs and then well take our final dab"

by Haley zarcone January 3, 2021