Numbers 31

Wait... The Jewish guy who is better than anyone at CNN... He's going to cite the passage in the bible where God... Tells his followers... To kill all of the men.... And all of the women who have known a man... And to capture all of little girls as spoils...

Hym 😨 "Did he just cite numbers 31!? I mean... You see the irony there, right? Am I the only one who sees it? I am? Oh... Well, no, see... I mean, you SEE the irony there? Number 31? THAT is the passage from the bible you want to quote there? Your entire position was 'Hamas are animals! The Jews would NEVER do the thing that Hamas is doing... Which is murder and kidnap children.... Like in Numbers 31... Where God tells them to do that... And then they do exactly that...' I mean, do you see the irony there? That you chose THAT PASSAGE to quote? You could have chose LITERALLY any other part of the bible! But you chose the 'Murder and kidnapping' part to quote... THERE, like, TODAY... Just now... Wh... Why?"

by Hym Iam October 9, 2023

The number six

When you go to the movies with your ex-partner and touch their wee wee

" What did you do with claire last night at the movies?"
"I did the number six"

by frankdidthis May 17, 2022

Number 3

Noun, can be used as a verb in some situations.

Masturbation. Similar usage to a Number 1, or a Number 2.

"You caught me taking a number 3"

"I've gotta go number 3, brb"

by Jacp123 March 10, 2020

that kid who asked for your number

that random annoying kid who will ask their friend to get their crushes number and immediately get rejected

ew it’s that kid who asked for your number, run

by anonymous February 11, 2022

law of small numbers

The phenology that 2% of a data set can mimic the formalism and specificity of the entire data set.

The postulation that 2% of the data is equal to the counterpart 98%.

The rule of 2.

The law of small numbers argues that 2% of a population can tip an entire election although formalistic mathematics cannot delineate which 2% of the population that is.

by tomorrowtomorrow December 8, 2018

Time number

a second is a time unit a minute is 60 seconds an hour is 3600 seconds a day is 86400 seconds or 24 hours or 1440 minutes a week is 604800 seconds and 10080 minutes and 168 hours 7 days 30 699/1600 days in a month or 2592629 seconds to the nearest second. 43210 minutes rounded. 720 hours rounded.

so the numbers are 1 of the same thing is itself, 7 days a week, 24 hours a day, 30 days rounded 60 obvi, 168 hours in week, 720 hours, 1440 minutes, 10080 minutes, 43210 minutes, 86400 seconds, 604800 seconds, 2592629 seconds

No way is 43210 a time number it's so obvious! thats 4 to 0-

by chargingvindiction4 February 25, 2025

Number 30

Number 30

When your sick in your partners face and he eats it whilst your getting the massive strap on out ready to split his arse right open and lick the blood that’s dripping from there. Whilst that is happening ur pet rabbit starts eating your mrs out chewing on her gammon hangers, whilst she is screaming in ecstasy she squirts in the rabbits face and drowns the poor bugger. Then comes the pet dog who grabs the rabbit and starts eating it whilst the Mrs is still fucking the man with strap on. When they can’t take any more she takes the strap on off and makes the boyfriend lick the shit and blood all off.

Hey georgie why has dave got shit and blood all over his face. It’s ok hayl he just did a number 30 and unfortunately we haven’t got a rabbit anymore

by Royston J July 12, 2025