by Como_____Estas January 30, 2020
Get the Lukemug. RUN while you still can. all lukes are crazy and have small cocks, I mean world record for smallest penis.
please leave me alone Luke
by LukeisSubpar March 17, 2022
Get the Lukemug. Hey checkout Stacy in those yoga pants hey Stacy pedophile luke wants to take a smoke break with you
by Yoyomayyogffzx December 1, 2013
Get the pedophile lukemug. If you meet a Luke, run. They will say there your friends, and ditch you for someone else. They put themselves over all of their “friends” and think that they’re better than everyone else. There just a bitchy person and probably are homophobic. Stay away from a Luke
by pseudomatics November 23, 2018
Get the Lukemug. by Matthew Leonard May 29, 2019
Get the Luke Alexander Taylormug. Luke Hemmings is the lead singer of the Australian band 5 Seconds of Summer (commonly referred to as 5SOS)
by AshtonIriwnRailMeToDeath June 7, 2021
Get the Luke Hemmingsmug. A Luke usually looks like the child of two really good-looking celebrities, or a caveman who hasn’t showered in an eternity.
A Luke doesn’t publicly care about what other people think, but when it’s time to go to sleep, he can’t stop thinking about what people think about him.
A Luke discards all personal emotions and needs to take care of those he loves, if you’re lucky, you’ll get to hear one of his out-of-the-blue motivational speeches.
If you stumble upon a wild Luke in the forest, leave him be, he’s probably thinking about his crush/girlfriend. But at the same time, don’t leave him alone, he really wants someone to talk to. He will probably show you one of his flawless impressions or one of the many memes he has in his camera roll.
If you want to talk music, a Luke is the perfect guy to talk to (but you probably won’t know a single one of the bands he likes).
If you find yourself trapped in a hug from a Luke, stay there, he needs it too.
A Luke doesn’t publicly care about what other people think, but when it’s time to go to sleep, he can’t stop thinking about what people think about him.
A Luke discards all personal emotions and needs to take care of those he loves, if you’re lucky, you’ll get to hear one of his out-of-the-blue motivational speeches.
If you stumble upon a wild Luke in the forest, leave him be, he’s probably thinking about his crush/girlfriend. But at the same time, don’t leave him alone, he really wants someone to talk to. He will probably show you one of his flawless impressions or one of the many memes he has in his camera roll.
If you want to talk music, a Luke is the perfect guy to talk to (but you probably won’t know a single one of the bands he likes).
If you find yourself trapped in a hug from a Luke, stay there, he needs it too.
by AnonymousPerson#22735 May 24, 2025
Get the Lukemug.