Jesus Run

A situation in which you out run a ridiculous amount enemies without dying.

Mainly used in video games.

I don't even know how i got a way. Seriously, that was the most intense jesus run I've ever done.

by GrimmWhiskey July 24, 2016

Lube Jesus

Lube Jesus is a god said to have an biliary to transform water to lube, his ability allows him to burst into your house with lube and fuck the shit out of you

Maaan Michael really just lost his virginity to Lube Jesus

by Cloud buyyy April 15, 2021

Tacky Jesus

When people, generally of African American descent randomly throw the word "Jesus", "Lord Almighty", or any other variation into a sentence where it doesn't quite belong.

"Hi Martha, how was your day?"
"I left the house without my shoes on Jesus, and didn't get to eat breakfast".
"Mannnn, why you got to be one of those tacky Jesus people?"

by Itsmanda January 24, 2013

Jesus Pimple

A Pimple which comes back a few days later after it is popped.

Dude, the pimple I popped three days ago has come back to life. Damn, Jesus Pimple.

by Jireh July 25, 2012

Jesus Kill

Usually in an FPS game where the player gets an insane kill out of skill or pure luck

guy 1: Dude i was playing halo the other day and got a sick kill when one of my bullets bounced off a rock and hit someone
guy 2: dude! thats a jesus kill if i ever heard one!

by OddThomas June 29, 2011

Jesus tv

Television program dedicated to teaching the "word of god". Televangelism

I'm watching this great preacher on the Jesus tv channel.

by Decimator June 28, 2011

Daddy Jesus

A Drinking game involving an extra large beer mug and ping pong balls. Similar in nature to quarters, Daddy Jesus has the starting player pour a chosen amount of beer into the mug and then attempt to bounce the ping pong ball into the mug. If successful, the player then pours any chosen amount into the mug and passes the ball to the next player. Any time a player fails to make the ball into the mug, they must drink the contents of the mug.

"The last time we played Daddy Jesus, he ended up getting screwed over by the other guys and had to drink a full giant mug."

by UFdude September 5, 2011