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Good Morning and God Bless

When you drink coffee, and eat breakfast while shitting on the toilet.
Mom: Are you okay in there Johnny? I hear a lot of slurping and plopping.

Johnny: Shut the fuck up and stop interrupting my good morning and god bless you niggamous bigamous
by UrbanYourMom May 23, 2018
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how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
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Early morning robin

essentially masculine: waking up with a hard-on,... a sign of good health, a throbbin' robin...
From the old ironing spray or roll on supplement 'Robin Starch'...which stiffened collars and cuffs....
The first spring morning was delightful, the dawn chorus filled the air with natures song and Dave woke up with the 'early morning Robin' pushing against the duvet...
by The Daemon November 2, 2013
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Daily Morning Power Call

Something that if companies had, would make them unimaginably more successful. - James Marshall
"imagine how much more successful companies would be if they had a Daily Morning Power Call" - James Marshall
by Golden James Marshall February 6, 2019
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Morning Bowl Syndrome

The feeling of sickness you get after smoking a bong toke right after you wake up
Oh man i got the worst case of the Morning Bowl Syndrome right now
by rocknoguitar February 8, 2020
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morning 4 night

this term means that your bitch will suck the fuck out of your dick if you eat her out in the morning
yo my girl sucked my dick last night because I ate her pussy for breakfast thats why I love morning 4 night
by lana rhodes November 1, 2019
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china monday morning

The period 1998-2013 in Atlanta,Georgia when it never rained on Monday. The phrase may have come from Savannah,Georgia. Ships docking in Savannah,Georgia had large yellow dots on containers.
I’ll wait until China Monday Morning to pay my car insurance.
by Old American November 15, 2022
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