Hooking the marlon

When you loop your masterbatory arm under the leg of the same side.

Todd: "hey Robin, how'd you break your arm"
Robin: "look, hooking the marlon isn't for everyone"

by Elizastoneshaper February 21, 2024

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Hoosier Hook

The act of cutting across three or more lanes on the highway in the interest of not missing your exit. Predominantly seen in Indianapolis, although it can be seen elsewhere.

I just about ran by my exit off I-465, almost killed myself hitting a Hoosier Hook.

by Bobcat205 June 7, 2023

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Command hook

Penis. Also known as a cock or dick.

I am going to give you the command hook next time I see you.

by Scottthedefiner March 24, 2023

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The act of shitting in your hand, while In the shower. Then proceed to loft it in the hair; over the shower curtain, in to the the toilet. Similarly to the NBA player Kareem Abdul-Jabar famous move the sky hook.

“I didn’t want to waffle stomp last night, so I brown-handed sky hooked it into the toilet.”

by Showershitter1214 June 18, 2025

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jason hook

One who is obsessed with his own penis, he is always touching it, or trying to show it to people. Cannot get through a day without spanking the monkey. Has poor hygiene, often smells like jizz . So ladies, if you detect that subtle hint of ammonia run for the hills. Should you show any interest, you will be bombarded with explicit texts mms and emails, these communications will only increase if you tell him you are no longer interested.

Jason Hook is a sub class of sex pest

"OMG, I was on person.com last night looking for a hottie, I found a dude who would not stop soliciting me, even when I told him I'm not interested"

"Dude, you have found a Jason Hook, run for the hills"

by midnight cowgirl September 20, 2013

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