Captain Hook

When someone's dick is too small to grab with the whole hand when masturbating, they use one finger, looking like a pirate hook.

A:"Why's Tilly so mad?"
B:"Mike caught him Captain Hooking, now we all know he's got a lil cock"

by Cool cunt January 2, 2017

hook

A catchy phrase, sentence, or idea that usually occurs at the beginning of something, designed to draw people in. Example: "What can you learn from a one-year-old? If that one-year-old is Martha, your guide and expert through this training experience, quite a lot!"

I really like the hook you used in the first sentence of the email to draw people in.

by DumpTruckSally November 7, 2022

sack hook

When you hook your fingers in your/someones ball sack and dont let go.

"Man Johnny just sack hooked me in the locker room" ... "damn man lets go get him back in the showers"

by capmel March 4, 2021

homested hook

Verb (v); the act of swirling ones finger in the ass of a submissive mate during doggy style coitus, then proceeding to hook the mouth of the submissive, as if they were a fish, with the poppy finger.

Sara did not mind Steve's play of the homested hook because she had recently showered

by master p1121 May 15, 2014

Ryno hook

A hook installed on the inside of a men’s bathroom door used to hang one shirt while shitting. By taking off your shirt and hanging it on the Ryno hook, you ensure not getting shit on your shirt, thus avoiding having to explain those horrible brown stains on the back of your shirts

“Dude, I need to shit, but I’m afraid I’ll shit on my shirt!”

“ Just use the Ryno hook and let it rip”

by Ed word Murphy March 20, 2022

slippery hook

When a girl puts a finger inside of herself and proceeds to shove said finger into another person's ear. (Like a wet Willy, but not with spit)

Yeah man, she caught me off guard as hell and gave me a slippery hook. My ear smelled like the ocean for a week.

by Arniebarnie28382 February 1, 2017

three knuckle hook job

To analy violate someone, willfully or otherwise, to the third knuckle of your middle finger.

The guy wouldnt pay up, so Paulie took him out back and gave him a three knuckle hook job.

by EZyaytez March 30, 2008