The Scottish Goose

When the catcher swallows a piece of raw bacon tied to a string and right before the pitcher cums they pull the string making the catcher gag and tighten their butthole.

Before you make breakfast let’s try out The Scottish Goose.

by Dr. Pepper Bottle December 24, 2017

Goose Washer

The act of performing oral sex on a female vagina.

Don’t waste your time trying to hook up with that girl she’s a goose washer.

by K Dough75 June 22, 2021

whose goose

The action taken after you catch or are caught playing "Duck, Duck, Goose". Aka blowing the person who caught you, or having them blow you if you catch them.

Duck, duck, duck, goose!!!

Ha! Caught you! Now you have to suck my dick!

But I'm your brother!
Rules are rules bro! And that's whose goose!

by hectorHoursLozano January 11, 2017

two man duck duck goose

An obscure but quite common way to subtly tell your friend you want to engage in some homoerotic activities.

"Hey dude, you wanna come over and play some two man duck duck goose?"

by captain quacker June 27, 2017

Goose mouth

When a girl puts her teeth on a guys penis when giving a blowjob.

Guy 1: “My girlfriend gave me goose mouth last night and i had to pull her off bc it hurt so bad”

by kybblekos November 24, 2024

seely goose

silly goose, but it’s spelt how it sounds. also a adjective for calling some one silly, goofy, weird, odd, or strange.

“hah! you’re such a seely goose”

“bruh look at that seely goose over there”

by alisongoose September 15, 2022

The Silly Goose

There are many silly gooses around the world. Even the universe. But there is only ONE silly goose that is THE silly goose.

The silly goose is someone called Alex. Alex is the silly goose.

Nobody can object because it's a fact.

"Hey have you seen the silly goose today?"

"Oh yeah, I saw Alex this morning"

by ninerrr September 25, 2022