holy ghosting

When your spirit leaves your body as a ghost and has sex with a virgin girl in her sleep, then informs her the next day that she is pregnant with your son.

Virgin Girl: Oh my god, I missed my period!!
*Ghost randomly appears*
Ghost: What did you think about that ghost dick last night? I was holy ghosting the other night and you were the lucky one! Enjoy our son.

by laserboy June 13, 2016

Ghost Host

When you can't host a party/event/game yourself but offer to pay for all or some of the supplies.

Adam: "Hey guys, sorry, I can't host the poker game next week. I'll ghost host though & pay for the beer"

by JC McJeezy October 16, 2012

Straight Ghost

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A term used to describe leaving. It cannot be directly applied to a single person or a group, as it is very ambiguous in nature. Saying 'Straight Ghost' implies you are, or will be leaving shortly.

Guy 1: Yo bonquell it's gettin late, I'm 'bout to leave.
Bonquell: straight ghost.

by namb June 11, 2006

Account ghost

When you give someone (you trust) your password and they start messing around with it as if it is theirs and reply to your e-mails/PMs usually stating that they're your account ghost.

Lily's friend: Hey, wussup?

Lily: Nothing, I went to the Green Day concert. Then I got an awesome shirt from the concert.

Lily's Friend: Really?! Awesome!

'Account ghost': Lily is not here at the moment so her account ghost shall be filling in for her. :B

Lily's Friend: WTF?! o.0

by Lily from gaia September 12, 2005

Ghost Job

You get a Ghost Job when your girlfriend says she is going to give you a blow job later but never does.

Bro1:"Hey man, every time I give my girl head first, she gives me a Ghost Job."

Bro2:"Damn, those are the worst!"

by dicknose May 6, 2014

Ghost Blood

Slang term for Red Wine or cough syrup.

Jesus man I spilled ghost blood on my favorite shirt, FUCK.

by Westweir April 10, 2016

gangster ghost

Someone who thinks he is tough like a gangster but is actually as insubstantial as a ghost. Someone who tries to appear bold but is actually frightened by many mundane things.

That gangster ghost said he would fight but then ran away in tears.

by CisgenderGirl October 28, 2020