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holy ghosting

When your spirit leaves your body as a ghost and has sex with a virgin girl in her sleep, then informs her the next day that she is pregnant with your son.
Virgin Girl: Oh my god, I missed my period!!
*Ghost randomly appears*
Ghost: What did you think about that ghost dick last night? I was holy ghosting the other night and you were the lucky one! Enjoy our son.
by laserboy June 13, 2016
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Ghost Host

When you can't host a party/event/game yourself but offer to pay for all or some of the supplies.
Adam: "Hey guys, sorry, I can't host the poker game next week. I'll ghost host though & pay for the beer"
by JC McJeezy October 16, 2012
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Progressive Ghost

A more respectful way of phasing a friend with benefits out when a full on Ghosting seems too harsh
I am going to have to phase him out but it'll have to be a progressive ghost.
by Lmc86 December 30, 2018
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ghost profile

Faceless profiles run by anonymous people. CATFISH PROFILES
All those ghost profiles on twitter & fb with fake or no profile pic!
by Erycacane September 19, 2013
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Ghost Relationship

A relationship that is over, but is not completely dead. It haunts you.
Are you and that dood going out?

No,we're in a ghost relationship though.
by glubglubglubyep December 30, 2011
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Straight Ghost

ghost breeze bounce dipset
A term used to describe leaving. It cannot be directly applied to a single person or a group, as it is very ambiguous in nature. Saying 'Straight Ghost' implies you are, or will be leaving shortly.
Guy 1: Yo bonquell it's gettin late, I'm 'bout to leave.
Bonquell: straight ghost.
by namb June 11, 2006
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Ghost Blood

Jesus man I spilled ghost blood on my favorite shirt, FUCK.
by Westweir April 10, 2016
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