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12 February

as we all know girl doesn't poop, BUT only on this date girl can poop, ONLY THE 12 FEBRUARY
boy: do you poop?
girl: no ofc not i'm a girl
boy: but today is 12 February
girl: OH SH*T I FORGOT, I'M GOINGO TO TAKE A MASSIVE POOP
by shaqow February 14, 2022
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February 1

A day where boyfriends get to fuck their girlfriends if their name starts with S
by MariBakugouSimp January 23, 2022
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February 29th

The bestday to be born

When you are 80 you are forty as you only have a birthday every 4 years so you can be such a young granny or be a 2 year old In high school
Beyoncé was born in the 29th of February 2008 and I only 2 and 3/4 so she is so young and smart she was born on February 29th
by Indian 12 days of Christmas November 2, 2019
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February 12

Me- are You asking you ex out

Friend - ya cause it’s February 12
by TikTok @dxddy.keeley.a October 27, 2019
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February 24

shit in your girls mouth day then give her a candycane
guy 1: What’s today?
guy 2: february 24th why?
guy 1: bro i’m gonna give her the shitdoodle mc candy cane combo
by bignig224 November 3, 2019
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11 februari

People born on this day are prone to have a baby carrot dick.
They also like to suck some dicks at orgies.
Someone born on 11 februari has a small dick. He is a 11 februari
by i like licking pokeballs February 9, 2020
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February 3

If you where born on this day then you must probably have curly, auburn hair. Also your names probably along the lines of Ryanne. Also they really enjoy boofeys and are most likely gay.
Ryanne is probably gay because she was born on February 3rd.
by Big goblin November 5, 2019
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