drunk on shadows

being upset,
lost in shadows.
depressed.

fuck life, i'm drunk on shadows.

by Ville Valo is my idol August 19, 2007

macey drunk

classic white girl getting totally white girl wasted to the point where “macey” can not see straight, and you speak “macey” gibberish, falling down stairs, on a flat surface, or wherever “macey” might be. completely obliterated and obligerant. not okay in any way whatsoever.

dude, are you macey drunk tonight?!

fuck no, only macey gets Macey Drunk

by jazzymiddletok July 23, 2018

Drunk mexican

A Mexican that is drunk

That hombre is a drunk mexican

by The hoodless rider February 28, 2016

drunk dial

an annoying, unwarranted phone call from typically a male pursuer of females, after having too many alcoholic drinks.

After he came from the bars, he drunk dialed me five times!

by sara long February 18, 2004

cum drunk

When a woman is literally drunk from the consumption of too much semen.

"Oh girlfriend. I was so cum drunk last. I finally managed to fit that third cock in my cheek"

by dahmer, jeffrey January 24, 2003

Titus Drunk

Titus Drunk, also known as T.D., is a condition occurring in Jewish women where a high level of alcohol consumption manifests an insatiable desire to get their mouths, vaginas, and anuses sexually debased in every conceivable way by noted actor and comedian Christopher Titus.

Brenda was so Titus Drunk that she took off her pants and writhed on the floor begging Christopher Titus, who was on the television, to touch her naughty bits.

by Gerald Busey March 6, 2008

teela drunk

Teela drunk is a level of drunkness that is beyond tequila drunk. If one is Teela Drunk, you can expect to see vomit, thongs, random guys, and the person will make no sense whatsoever. There may be some crazy dancing and loud singing. TEELA DRUNK CAN BE CLOSE TO DANGEROUS FOR THE PERSON AND THE PEOPLE AROUND THEM.

Sarah: Oh man I was Teela Drunk last night

Suzy: Yeah dude, you were a wreck!

by RAMONA JOHN ROBERTS November 22, 2010