Improbability Drive - Expression to use when an impossible situation, story, picture or video is presented and you just can't get a grasp on what was presented to you .
So lets say we drive from New Orleans to Chicago in 8 hrs see a concert, go cross the border to Canada and head back in time for work on Monday without sleep, we can make it in 48 hrs easy. Sure thing lets just jump in the car, fire up the "Improbability Drive" and make it happen.
by ewanders1 November 14, 2024
Get the Improbability Drivemug. When a person has ghosted someone they have had an intimate relationship with, but then shoots off random text either because they want something from them or is designed to keep them thinking it's not over when it is.
He totally ghosted his wife, but he shoots her a drive-by text once in while when he needs something.
by Robin_1986 October 16, 2021
Get the Drive-by textmug. A lyric from Ed Sheeran’s song, “Castle on the Hill.” Many people believe he is driving at 90 km/h as opposed to 90 MPH because he wrote this song in England, but these people don’t realize that England is one of the few countries in the world that still measures distance in miles.
by Yamato Yamamoto April 19, 2023
Get the Driving at 90mug. Someone who takes up Christianity when it’s convenient for them. They want something quick; their foot’s on the pedal.
He invited me back to his place after bible study, but when we were drinking our beers he tried feelin up my thigh. Guess he’s a drive-thru Christian.
by Dolly Comma February 19, 2018
Get the Drive-Thru Christianmug. by Darthrubiks March 28, 2022
Get the Drive-by himug. It means to speed over potholes.
It comes from a joke in my city about this one road that has a lot of potholes and a high speed limit. But the road is ironically the main way to get to the hospital called Holy Family. Highway to Holy Family has claimed many lives.
It comes from a joke in my city about this one road that has a lot of potholes and a high speed limit. But the road is ironically the main way to get to the hospital called Holy Family. Highway to Holy Family has claimed many lives.
Officer: okay so who is responsible for this accident?
Person: Not me, that other asshole was driving like Holy Family.
Person: Not me, that other asshole was driving like Holy Family.
by Sacredfart June 18, 2023
Get the Driving like Holy Familymug. by anonymous December 15, 2020
Get the drive staymug.