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Christmas, Kwanza, Hanaka, Boxing Day, Edi-udna, Cha-Cha, and all those days hava day and an eve...

Christma-kwanaka-boxing-edi-cha-day-eve is tha best day ever!!!

by xHiddenxSorrowsx November 19, 2007

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feed my poodle let him know it's christmas time

A plea to all you half wit frog bashers to save my poodle on christmas day from his usual kiddy fondling antics around the christmas tree of yorkshire pudding.

Robin: Where's your head at? WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT?
MG: I am the only gay in the village
Rover: save me

by Robin February 6, 2005

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the best time of the frikn chikn year.

dont argue jesus is imporanto kids

MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES

by kylethebeetlebile November 11, 2019

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Christmas Fuck

listening to Christmas Jazz and kneeling next to the Christmas tree while taking dick

I had a great Christmas Fuck last night

by Hdowbs December 3, 2022

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When and old fat man breaks into your house or something from your chimney, and leave you presents that his small children elves make and wrap, while he gets the credit. He then proceeds to steal your cookies and milk WHEN YOU COULD’VE FUCKING EATEN THEM JIM.

Patricia: “Yay! Santa brought us presents”
Jim: “Well no duh, it’s Christmas 🙄”

by life.is.shit =) January 7, 2021

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the day after Lemmy's birthday, oh also people give teacher presents and used to perform human sacrifices

the Christians stole Christmas from the pagans, it was much more interesting as saturnalia, more human sacrifices

then our Lord and savior Lemmy was born the day before.

by terrag0ne December 25, 2020

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