mr. no shoes and the shooty shooty bang bang christmas

the best thing ever to dawn to man

timmy:dude you wanna watch mr. no shoes and the shooty shooty bang bang christmas
jimmy:hell yea

by raybeez February 12, 2022

Christma-kwanaka-boxing-edi-cha-day-eve

Christmas, Kwanza, Hanaka, Boxing Day, Edi-udna, Cha-Cha, and all those days hava day and an eve...

Christma-kwanaka-boxing-edi-cha-day-eve is tha best day ever!!!

by xHiddenxSorrowsx October 25, 2007

feed my poodle let him know it's christmas time

A plea to all you half wit frog bashers to save my poodle on christmas day from his usual kiddy fondling antics around the christmas tree of yorkshire pudding.

Robin: Where's your head at? WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT?
MG: I am the only gay in the village
Rover: save me

by Robin February 06, 2005

danish christmas

On the 24th of December when the Danes do their homegrown ritual of drinking awful beer and have coitus with pigs.

Man, I can't believe it's danish christmas already. I haven't even bought my pig yet.

by mjaow December 24, 2017

Christmas snake

When someone is going up the stairs infront of you so you shove your thumb up their ass

"I'm gonna give you a Christmas snake"

" I was going up the stairs and my friend gave me a Christmas snake"

by February 13, 2025

Christmas family

Family who you never see or talk to but they still send you christmas cards. They will put 3 dollars in it . One for each sibling.

Cameron. : Man great grandma anne sent me a dollar for Christmas this year .

Kyle : yeah i know man she is on that go hard or go home gifting this year. (Sacasm)

Cameron : man Christmas family blows .

by letsingercameron December 28, 2013

Irish Christmas

When you drunkenly order a bunch of things off Amazon (or online in general), forget about it, and then all your goodies arrive at your door.

Drunk online shopping then receiving your haul.

"Holy shit! I don't remember ordering all of this... Must be an Irish Christmas!"

by StuckInSalemWithSatan February 26, 2021