satans...boyfriend

The best person in the world

Dumb person “who’s @ satans...boyfriend?”
Smart and cool person “the best person ever, follow it on TikTok or I will kill you.”

by satans...boyfriend July 1, 2021

National boyfriend day

Do shi for ur ur man ini

“ it’s national boyfriend day ima go suck his dick “

by Sym2.0 July 31, 2021

National Ex Boyfriend Day

August 5th is the day we send appreciation to our favorite ex boyfriend!

You:Do you know what today is?
Ex boyfriend:The 5th?

You:No, national ex boyfriend day!

by You’ll Never Know I Guess August 2, 2022

perfect boyfriend

kiwi

kiwi is the most perfect boyfriend ever no doubt about it

by kiwi's blakeyboo October 26, 2019

national boyfriend day

defined: post your boyfriend on the 10th august and show him u love him!!

national boyfriend day

girl posts boy out of blue saying i love you!!

by k.k.c August 1, 2021

boyfriend

an excuse. go get absolutely fucking wasted

i want a boyfriend. same thing as saying i wanna black out

by callmeurdadbiatch May 23, 2021

National have sex with your boyfriend day

December 6th is the national have sex with your bf day!! Have fun ;)

"Hey bro, are you having sex with ur gf today?"
"No?"
"Well she needs to, it's National have sex with your boyfriend day!"

by hornysexer December 6, 2022