thick bones

Slang for someone with a small piston ;)

Man, that guy must have some thick bones.

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

Mellow boning

The type of sex you have when there is no desire or expectation of climax from either party. Also often referred to as "Yellowstoning" or "yellowing" in cockney rhyming slang.

Hey Becky, you down for a long and sensual mellow boning sesh tonight.

No thanks Alex, I'd prefer it quick and dirty as usual.

by sunshinedave May 5, 2022

swingin' the bone

Masturbating, jerking off, wanking, beat off, toss off, whacking the chicken

"Oh man! I was swinging the bone all night, I barely slept!"
"Dude, you're totally addicted to swingin' the bone"

by joiuseuy May 10, 2022

lettuce Bones

The thick ribs down the center of romaine lettuce leaves; specifically when found in a salad.

I would rather not order salads from the pizza place, the salads there are always full of lettuce bones.

by etonbongwoop November 10, 2022

Mr. Bones

An absolute shitter.

Mr. Bones is an absolute shitter.

by Gronke April 14, 2022

Bone Idle

Owen Roberts

Owen Roberts is bone idle

by ClassThat January 26, 2022

moon boning

Having sex under the light of the moon. (Especially in the woods and in a standing sex position).

John Doe and Jane were Moon boning behind the tree in the backyard last night.

by HAL 3000 August 13, 2021