on september 6th, you must show your titties to your boyfriend within the 24 hours.
yo, show me some tits it’s national show your titties to your boyfriend day
by youmboplo September 07, 2021
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Boyfriend Kisser

Courtney: Boyfriend kisser!
I thought she was my friend,
But now it's time to diss her!
Sure we had some fun times,
But I'm not gonna miss her now!
Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney: You're gonna get
What's coming to you
If it's the last thing
I ever do-oo-oo!
Heather: That's right!
That's right!
Courtney and Heather: That's right!
That's right!
Courtney: Let's go a little back!
We captured Duncan in a sack.
Heather: And had a laugh attack
When you stretched me on the rack!
Courtney: All those times you made me smile,
You wanted my man
All the while!
Sierra: Duh! It was so obvious.
Courtney and Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney: You're not my new sister!
You're a pus-y, gothy, nasty blister! Oh!
Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney and Heather: You're gonna get what's coming to you!
Courtney: If it's the last thing I ever do-oo-oo!
Courtney: Gwen was such a boyfriend kisser!
Heather: I know right! She stole your boyfriend
Sierra: Where's Cody?
by ILoveMaltesers January 31, 2025
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Boyfriend Remorse

When you date a girl and then later regret it
Dude is that your ex? You must have some serious Boyfriend Remorse
by RagingPrune March 26, 2016
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Lesbian Boyfriend

1a: A cis man who may be confused for a woman and thereby attracts lesbian women.
1b: A cis man who attracts questioning women (potential/future sapphics).

2: A cis man who appears as a lesbian woman and/or identifies more with typically feminine traits.
by jsé February 04, 2025
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ex boyfriend tears

The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.
Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.

Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.
by The_realist_manz February 11, 2019
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Rent-A-Boyfriend

When several guys go on a fun trip with women in the middle of the desert surrounded by a lot of drinking, gambling and weird crackheads aka tweakers who creep them out!! When this happens they refer to this term as a way of protection.
“Omg we love our Rent-A-Boyfriends” “Omg where’s the Rent-A-Boyfriends I’m getting creeped out
by Hockeynatty13 January 30, 2022
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Boyfriend abuse

Abuse by a partner (usually goth or black cat girlfriends) towards their beloved (usually gamer or retriever) boyfriend.
Boyfriend abuse is used against Syris by his girlfriend Kelsey because she wont talk to him

Have you read the latest Boyfriend abuse article, it talks about how you should talk to your boyfriend.
by realcoolguy7 November 26, 2024
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