Bake

A male who has neither quality or quantity in the rear region of his body. Sometimes mistaken for a surfboard when observed from behind. Common names for a bake include Anthony, Patrick and Cory.
"Oh no! My ballon has deflated, now that its no longer firm it looks like bake"
by BigZ13 March 07, 2016
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bake

1.To heat food.
2.A toddler's way to say "cake".
bake that rake!
by plato! April 30, 2024
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Bake

When a Q-anon or other conspirator creates meaning from secret numbers, letters, or other clues found on the internet.
He dropped his phone and it tweeted the letter M, so the apes baked a theory that he was secretly telling them to buy more Gamestop stock.
by banana quiet July 17, 2024
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bake

its something you have to say in the Starbucks drive thru when they don't have anything
Customer: "hi, my order was the large latte"
Worker: "bake."
by poosayjayna April 23, 2024
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baked louie

A sexual act in which you shit on your partners chest and then holds them under the covers, like a dutch oven, thus "baking" the louie in the dutch oven.
i gave my girlfriend a baked louie and she LOVED it!!!
by louietheboxer April 03, 2010
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Half Baked Barry

When male genitalia is only 50% erect. Also known as a semi.
"that porno has given me a half baked Barry"
by House of Spoon September 23, 2009
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Pasta Bake

whilst cooking pasta bake, you do the paaaaaaasta bake (shag)
j: hey babe you want some paaaaasta bake?
f: let me make some pasta bake then we can get down to business.
by okayyydokeeeyy June 10, 2020
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