my bf august

he has the biggest dick in america.when this man fucks peope it takes 9 hours fr them to be able to walk again.i love this man sos soso much and i will never let him go

"yo did you see my bf august.he def pulls bitches"

by its luci July 19, 2022

August 24th

Any girl shale send either a titty pic or booty pic to a man. It is his decision on which one he gets. If the women is kind enough she will send both.

Gf: baby it’s August 24th pic your photo
Bf: can I have both this time, please?
Gf: ofc baby anything for you

by MyLordAndSaviour August 24, 2022

August 22

National Send Nudes day
Ask your crush/gf/bf for 15 nudes

crush 1: Wow it’s august 22 !

crush 2: *15 attachments*

by LargeBigMacPlease August 20, 2023

August 12

August 12 is green blob day. As it is Charlieslimecicle and dreamwastakens’s birthday.

Happy august 12

by Hdbdbdbdu34 August 12, 2021

August 23-30th

EVIL week.

The official week where everything is EVIL.
Add EVIL to your usernames and act EVIL the whole time. 😈

“hey dude when's EVIL week? i gyatta get prepared” “august 23-30th!!!!” “thanks!”

by twinkitron2000 August 23, 2024

august 28

Khloe denice calwsons birthday!!! She is amazing

Did you know khloes birthday is on august 28th!?

by Aug28guineapig October 3, 2021

august 11

slap your friend day

"YEAH! it august 11"
"oh no"

by booky shlooky October 28, 2020