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The Double Turkey

A variant of the Turkey handshake fail, where confusion between whether a handshake or a fist bump will be played leads to an accidental fist-palm. This new handshake takes that idea and doubles it, and makes it intentional. The first individual holds out a fist, the second person open palm slaps the fist in a downward fashion; the second person then makes a fist, and the first individual slaps the fist in a downward fashion.
John showed us that it was possible to recover from the fatal Turkey Shake by doubling down with the Double Turkey.
by johnny mc awesome May 31, 2015
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Double Bison

(Noun) To allow both of one’s nutsacks to burst through one’s own trousers, followed by using both of one’s nutsacks to batter another person into submission.
I will finish you now with a double bison. Prepare to meet your maker.
by Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwee May 14, 2021
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the double bust

When you're fucking a dumb white girl, that's pretty hot and wears uggs, and you rip off the condom at the last second and bust in her anyways. You didn't want to, but you did it anyways, so you put on some sweats and a tshirt and walk out to go get Mcdonalds.
Dude I just double busted in Kate the other day so she's really mad at me

Bro the double bust is so fuckin hard core
by The og master debater March 9, 2016
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Double Vision

Feeling down n' dirty, feeling kinda mean
I've been from one to another extreme
This time I had a good time, ain't got time to wait
I want to stick around till I can't see straight

Fill my eyes with that double vision, no disguise for that double vision
Ooh, when it gets through to me, it's always new to me
My double vision gets the best of me
Never do more than I really need
My mind is racing, but my body's in the lead
Tonight's the night, I'm gonna push it to the limit
I live all of my years in a single minute

Fill my eyes with that double vision, no disguise for that double vision
Ooh, when it gets through to me, it's always new to me
My double vision always seems to get the best of me, the best of me, yeah

Ooh, double vision, I need my double vision
It takes me out of my head, takin' me out of my head
I get my double vision, oh, seeing double double
Oh, I have double vision, (oh double vision) yeah
Oh I'm getting double vision
by Death Menace September 9, 2023
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Double boop

Poking another persons nose with your nose.
the cats noses touched in a double boop
by derikamo June 14, 2018
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double glizzy

When someone gives a male a hand job or a blow job really well
Oi, you know Lucy yeah? Last night she gave me the double glizzy
by BiGGestNonce January 1, 2021
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Double feeding

The act in which you and a friend are each sucking on either titty of the same woman
Hey man do you wanna go double feeding with Taylor tonight?

Yeah man sounds like a plan
by BrokenShower December 11, 2018
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