MIKE JASON 

THE ACT OF FISTING YOUR 2ND COUSIN WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE FINGER FUCKING YOUR FAVORITE STEP SISTER WITH THE RIGHT HAND WHILE HAVE ORAL SEX WITH YOUR YOUNGEST SISTER AND FORCE FUCKING YOUR 2 GAY DADS WITH A DOUBLE ENDED DILDO WHILE THEYRE EATING A FRESHLY MADE SOGGY WHILE YOU PREPARED ALL DOING THIS IN ALABAMA IN YOUR FAVORITE BARNES SURROUNDED BY 100 MISCARRIAGES YOU ATTEMPTED WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHICKEN.

Mike Jason is my favorite Sister Cousin Catdog

MIKE JASON by The Real Mike Jason May 1, 2019

glazed jason mask 

When a man splooges all over a woman's face, to where it looks like she's wearing a Jason Vorhees mask.

Your mom is such a whore she wears a glazed jason mask all day everyday.

glazed jason mask by barndogusn April 22, 2023

Gone to Amsterdam With Jason 

A code word for smoking marijuana. The term "Gone to Amsterdam With Jason" was mentioned in the Rooster Teeth Podcast - Episode #368

Gus - "Were you there with Jason, because I was in Amsterdam with Jason."
Gavin - "I think we've all gone to Amsterdam with Jason."
Gus - "Is that a codeword or something?"
Burnie - "Have YOU been to Amsterdam with Jason ;)"
Barbara - "I haven't been to Amsterdam with Jason..."

Gone to Amsterdam With Jason by BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTCCCCCCH July 5, 2016

Not today, Jason 

A phrase to say affirmatively when you are about to call Jason and you remember that you’re mad at him.

Jason just popped into my head. Should I call him? NAH! Not today, Jason!

Not today, Jason by CallMeMaybe3435 February 6, 2022

the jason 

a mix of rootbeer (about 12 oz) with vodka (1-2 shots), an unlikely combination, but tastes fantastic.. if you like root beer.

have you tried the jason?
yeah, i mixed it with that shitty vodka dubra, but it made dubra drinkable so its all good

the jason by qu October 9, 2005

judgey jason 

A person who imparts judgment on someone else via judgey words, looks, or actions.

All right, I fucked that muffin too.
You gonna judge me? You gonna be a Judgey Jason about this?

judgey jason by Saccy sac May 6, 2018

Freddy vs Jason

Black girl dies in movie. End of story.

Oh, and both Freddy and Jason spend time bonding with each other after many beers.

Freddy vs Jason by Confucius September 20, 2003