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Yoyo

a god-like, absolute chad/messiah, academically speaking, in your school

someone who has succeeded in every standardized exam known to man in his life.

In the context of an IB school, he the kind of person who takes 4 HL courses while you are still whining about one of your SL courses being too hard. He mocks the mediocrity of AAHL math, sighs at the outrageous simplicity of Econ HL, and is appalled by the cruel fact that quantum physics is not considered a regular course for IB students.

At times Yoyo's humility would simply be overshadowed by his unbelievable achievement like an elephant in the room.

This looks like while all of you are begging for slight increments in your predicted grades and using college compass to calculate if you can get into usnews top 30 or G5 UK schools, scrambling over your pathetic college essays over the night before ED 1's deadline, and wondering if you could ever reach your heavily inflated predicted scores in the final IB exam, Yoyo has already secured a seat in the one of Ivy leagues/ Oxbridge's academic hall of fame and would likely start teaching as a life-long professor after the summer of Grade 12.

Yoyo's presence shatters the dimension of rationality, he might act humble enough to become almost invisible in your petty life at school, for Yoyo is no Mr. Popularity; but Yoyo will ultimately be the person riding his holy beast through the gates of Valhalla while watching the rest of the mortals struggle their heads above the water.
Student 1: Hey yoyo, are you okay? why do you look depressed?
Yoyo: I feel like my high school life is a failure

Student 2: Why tho?
Yoyo: I should've gone for 5 HLs, if not 6, or I should've appealed IB for 7 HLs but they won't let me
Student 1: guess I should've redone GCSE
Student 2: I should've never been born
by ebay with a T October 9, 2022
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Yoyo

A white person. Derogatory. A play on Euro - referring to someone of European extraction.
Hey Yoyo! Get your ass off the dance floor and back on the bar stool, fool!
by Mank11 February 28, 2018
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YOYO

You’re Only Young Once
Let’s go out tonight! YOYO
by Buttsnorkeler January 24, 2021
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YOYO

YOYO stands for You Only YOLO Once. When you cry YOYO out loud, you're gonna do something very stupid and gonna die doing that.
It is the apotheosis of YOLO.
Yo Jay, i'm gonna shoot myself in the face because YOYO
by LingeringRage August 27, 2016
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YOYO

YOYO: your on your own; alone; by yourself.
I was invited to a YOYO Brunch, so I made sure to bring money along to pay for my meal.
by DenRae November 25, 2018
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Yoyo

that nerdy ass toy that 22 year old virgins use
by bignerdidiot February 24, 2024
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