White People Games

Games of which white people play while at a BBQ, Family Reunion, or Grandma's 80th. These games are typically mobile and can easily be played in any backyard. No blacktop or prior construction of court needed. These games are often played with Beer in hand.
Games consist of but are not limited to Horseshoes, Cornhole, Volleyball, KanJam, Polish Horseshoes, Wiffleball, Etc.
"Chris, Alex, and Brian got really drunk and decided to play white people games out back, they are going to start with Volleyball."
by Bigs3xy December 07, 2014
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white people sport

Any sport costing upwards of $100. ( skiing, golfing, polo, yachting)
"Yo, wanna go skiing?"

"Can't man, that's a total white people sport.
by Willy Shakemaspeare December 07, 2017
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White People Problems

a. Events or situations which are deemed overly taxing to only white people.

b. non-issues and scenarios which are deemed dire enough by white people to vent about via facebook, twitter, therapy sessions, and any other time they may have someone else's brief attention.
My god. I have had the longest day of meetings and phone calls. It’s 4pm and it took the Baristas – Who KNOW I come in at this time every afternoon – 10 minutes to make my triple machiatto with extra dry foam…. And honestly, the foam wasn’t even that dry.

FML. Struggling today.

= White people problems
by Emster73 June 08, 2012
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Rich White People

noun - A socio-economic group characterized by high income and, or, net worth and sharing the common belief that they truly earned their grossly disproportionate wealth through hard work. Though easily identified by their lavish lifestyles they will vehemently deny their wealth. "I'm not rich" is their motto.

Currently, the vast majority are caucasian which accounts for the "white" descriptor in the phrase, but members of any race may meet the essential criteria for inclusion in this group. In the United States asians and indians are among the richest of "Rich White People" and represent a rapidly increasing percentage of the group.

Though not a violent group, their contempt for those outside of outside of their own group makes them a threat to anyone not sharing their status and beliefs. The only effective way

counter their threat is refrain to from buying from them, selling to them, or working for them.
"The amount that I have to reinvest in my business and feed my family is more like $600,000 ... and so by the time I feed my family, I have maybe $400,000 left over ..."
-- Congressman John Fleming (Rich White People)

"I never got a job from a poor person."
-- Sean Hannity (Rich White People)
by Poor White Boy September 16, 2012
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White People Alzheimer's

Even if you don't have alzheimer's, you have it because you're white and white people always forget something.
'Did u take ur briquet?'
- OH FUCK i forgot it at home
'WHAT DID I TELL YOU A COUPLE MINUTES AGO FFS, fucking white people alzheimer's'
by UNCOOR UN GROOP October 25, 2018
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white people camping

Essentially camping but with a kitchen stove and bringing all necessities
Let’s go camping! But not actual camping, white people camping
by Reevocon February 01, 2020
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white people wiggle

White people wiggle is a term that is used to describe white people's shitty dance moves that should never be seen and never exist. (BTW this is coming from a white person)
An example is:

Billy: 'What are those kids doing over there?'
NaNa: 'Those white dudes harlem shake'
Billy: 'Please make them stop!'
NaNa: 'Those white people wiggle haha'

Billy: 'Yo why you laughin?'
NaNa: 'Because those white dudes harlem shake'
by WoRdO_jOe November 02, 2017
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