Weiner Welts

The facial trauma resulting from slapping someone in the face repeatedly with an erection.

"Dude, I gave Holly some SERIOUS weiner welts last night!"

by Majic Johnson November 1, 2011

weiner dance

A male who stands in front of someone or something and shakes his weiner around without using his hands

Todd did the weiner dance for Jen.

by Warrior1023 August 20, 2017

weiner longer

1. Making your weiner longer.

2. Making your weiner longer in the shower.
3. Making your weiner longer in only half an hour.

In song form (to Battles "Atlas"):

weiner longer, weiner longer
I'm gonna' make my weiner longer
weiner longer, weiner longer
I'll do it in the shower
weiner longer, weiner longer
takes half an hour
weiner longer, weiner longer
weiner longer, weiner longer
gonna' make my weiner longer
weiner longer, weiner longer
if I've got the power
weiner longer, weiner longer
gonna' get her flower
weiner longer, weiner longer
weiner longer, weiner longer,
do it in the shower
weiner longer, weiner longer.......repeat

Mike made his weiner longer; he did it in the shower and it only took him half an hour. Wonder if he had the power to ever get her flower?

by The Weiner Longerers July 27, 2010

Weiner Milk

The white, milky substance that is exerted from the penis after it has been given good good pleasure from the orifice of an attractive female

Dude, my weiner milk is all over the good bear rug in your dad's living room, because last night I brought Shawna home and treated her to some good ole dick pudding.

by Zach Lebowski May 23, 2008

weiner fest

Whenever youre at a party tryna get soome poon and it turns out that there is maybe 20 guys there and 2 girls, or worse all guys!!!!!

"mate wheres all the tasty poonani?"
"i dont knwo but she looks hot!"
"DUDE! thats Dan!!"
"so theres no girls?"
"nope its a complete weiner fest"
"what am i getting drunk for?"

by clynch June 29, 2006

Weiner Butt

When your wiener is on the same side as your butt, generally right above it or somewhere in the crack.

Dude 1: "Dude! did you hear about Steve's gnarley condition?

Dude 2: "No, what is it?"

Dude 1 : "He was born with a WEINER BUTT! that's why he pees in the bathroom urinals backwards!"

Dude 2: "Whoa! That's messed up!"

by Dr. Funkotronn July 29, 2010

Tweener Weiner

A man that a woman uses for sex when she is between relationships. This man has no future in her life, he is a tweener weiner.

Scarlett had suffered sexual famine though she pursued a viable mate, she had been celebate for 5 months. She even became revirginated.
In a moment of lusty weakness she telephoned Maggie to say, "I am gonna do that sweet young pool boy." To that Maggie replied, "Set yourself free! He can be your tweener weiner baby!"

by GiddyUpGirlFL July 2, 2009