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Pennsylvania Dutch Window Washer

The recipient of this sex act hangs there head out of a second story window. The male comes from behind penetrating whatever hole the receiver chooses. The male continues until he climaxes on the window and asks the recipient how is the weather. The recipient must claim that its nice outside and looks like a good day to clean the windows. The recipient is then grabbed by the back of the head, pulled back inside. Recipients face is then rubbed across the dirty window until clean.
Babe. It's too cold outside to do the Pennsylvania Dutch Window Washer. Let's do the Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain instead.
by GermanPizzaEater January 7, 2023
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Shakeproof Washer

Arsehole. If you're not familiar with shakeproof washers, take a look at the tow ball on your car where it attaches to the towing bracket. You will see two large bolts fitted with what looks suspiciously like a human sphyncter.
Nigel, I think a trip to casualty may be in order as my shakeproof washer seems to have an inhuman grip on your spam javelin.
by balconybelly November 11, 2011
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Springfield Power Washer

The act of ejaculating on your partners face, and then proceeding to clean the ejaculate off of their face, by means of urinating on their face, until it’s clear.

~B1&X
Bro…. I took this bitch home from the bar, and gave her the Springfield Power Washer. She got a little pissed after that.
by ItsActuallyX September 4, 2025
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wishy washer

a person who is unable to make up their mind
Amsa can never make up her mind, she's such a wishy washer!
by wishywasher May 31, 2021
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jean washer

1. One who unknowingly washes jeans far too frequently than what is considered socially acceptable.

2. Idiot
(1) You don't know why you're washing those things, (2) You fucking jean washer you,
by Jeanwasher February 24, 2017
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Goose Washer

The act of performing oral sex on a female vagina.
Don’t waste your time trying to hook up with that girl she’s a goose washer.
by K Dough75 June 22, 2021
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