Wanker

Term used to define a human with idiotic tendancies, someone who is nasty, or anyone whom you may show dislike toward.

- She stole my boyfriend.

-What a fucking wanker.

by -Esca- November 21, 2007

wanker

A Football Referee - globally used as a very catchy chant when a wrong decision is made.

"The referee's a Wanker"

by Ag2k5 December 28, 2005

Wanker

Someone who loves oneself

Person 1: (Insert something about being better than anyone else)

Person 2: You utter wanker!!!

by Fuck You April 7, 2005

wanker

A guy who jerks off without vasoline.

by Osama Bin Brady January 17, 2003

wanker

someone who is very selfish and thinks he can wanke his wife and girlfriend through a whole year without thinking the wanker secret comes out.

big bad wanker in dublin (j.)

by missus September 1, 2003

Wanker

Someone who shirks responsibility, fails to live up to commitments, breaks promises, discloses secrets, or finds ways to avoid doing his or her part.

He got into the Guard and then didn't even show up? What a wanker.

by Jim Nageotte February 26, 2004

wanker

one who seems happy to go through life in a allmost homosexual frolicking manner not realy skilled nor capable of much normally an anoyance
you would have little or no respect/confidence in this person

also known as someone who likes to masturbate to an excessive degree

"damn it lenny quit being a wanker and help us get this done"
"you did it again? whats wrong with you ya wanker"
"aww look little timmys balls just dropped and hes allready spankin it hes gonna grow up to be such a wanker"
"Geroge bush is a wanker, but thats taking it easy on him"

by HeYzUs December 28, 2005