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Waifu

A hentai lovers imaginary wife. Either has mental issues or is weird and has no connection with there father
Hey do you know that fucking loser who had a waifu.
by Joe_Bidenn November 20, 2021
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waifu

shit losers online say if you see anyone say this unironically run TF away
person a: shes such a waifu
person b: GTFO
by stdsoundsystem May 1, 2025
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Waifu

i love Albedo shes my waifu
by himothy jankins July 4, 2023
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Pin’s waifu

A person that’s trash
by Spongermess August 21, 2018
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Waifu Check

When You hip check somebodys waifu so hard, she implodes waist down.
Men1: Men i love Darkness from Konosuba! *20minutes monologue about tits and ass of cartoon girl*
Men2: She got waifu checked last night, You can scrape her from the wall.
by Matatt February 10, 2022
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Soldier waifu

Soldier waifus will stoic look on the inside *similar to horse behavior* but really sweet, caring, loving, strong, tall, & smart.
Once you get to know them better you're guaranteed to have a positive relationship.

If you're lucky, she could be the magical kind of girl. ;)
Comrade Susi: "wow :0, she's super cool freind & loves me?! I heard she is one of those badass soldier waifus too?!" :0 *GASP*

I should talk to her & ask what else she likes.

(Bcs u know i have crush)

Soldier waifu: "yes, can you stop being a weirdo? Just tell me normally, ok?

Comrade Susi: "eeeeeee :0, i want u take me bowling & fun love stuff" *cave man bren issues* *deviates from original plan*

Soldier waifu: " less go, come let do it! You talk weird." *He's gonna do this shit again*

"Besides you're like pretty little ladie."

Ending: goes bowling n does fun love shit.
Happy end. :P
by comrade susi wolf December 17, 2021
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waifu music

An umbrella term for a style of music (typically of the Future Bass and Chill genre) that contains many sounds from anime (such as gasps), particularly in accompaniment with anime thumbnails (especially female), and an overall 'vibe' that screams out, "I am a tremendous weeaboo".

Note; This does not stop the songs themselves from being at times decent.
Jimmy likes to listen to waifu music, all the anime sounds add one hair to his neckbeard for each over sexualised noise.
by Kashootme October 7, 2017
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