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Wampus cat 

A furry aggressive feline with very aggressive behavior. Known to on a full moon night. To hunt down men , women , and children of all race, size and color. "TeariClaws" is the strand of razor hook claws. Found on 88% of the wampus cats that where killed and reported. With teeth Sharper then your grandma's HDTV. Mangie they may be. With eyes beedey they will find you and hunt you down.
The wampus cat came out of the darkness and destroyed my 1998 suburban.
Wampus cat by Big big boi January 6, 2022

Wampus cougar 

A rode hard women in her thirties, who looks like she is in her 40s. Completely untamed bush that smells like the cargo hold of a crapping troller.
Dude, you ever get so desperate that you stared cruising the trailer parks for a wampus cougar? Well, I have . And let’s just say my dick is now know as captain Gordon!
Wampus cougar by Hootie79 May 21, 2022
Uh oh, or boo hoo moment
“Hey you can’t shit on the Ricky piss couch
“Wumps!”
Wumps by Suggy45 September 13, 2023
When a wumgo receives fungus from a chumgo
chumgo 1: i fungus for you

wumgo 1: thank you

chumgo 2: not fair i was going to give them a fungus

wumgo 1: now i have wumgus :)
Wumgus by wumgologist-guy December 23, 2023

wompussy 

A term to describe the 2nd convict from Charles Dicken’s “Great Expectations”. The first convict being Abel Magbitch.
Hey what’s the 2nd convicts name from Great Expectations?”

“Uhhh idk wompussy???”
wompussy by Compeyson May 2, 2024

wompussy 

A term to describe the 2nd convict from Charles Dicken’s “Great Expectations”. The first convict being Abel Magbitch.
Hey what’s the 2nd convicts name from Great Expectations?”

“Uhhh idk wompussy???”
wompussy by Compeyson May 2, 2024