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vapor-trailed

1. When someone who shows great relationship promise disappears suddenly and unexpectedly. Usually they will deliver the news with a text message, letter or, equally cowardly and detached form of media messaging. Like the vapor trail of a fast-moving airplane, there is evidence that the plane was once there, but is now nowhere to be seen.

2. Spurned
"Geri and I were getting along so well. We had several amazing dates... she was so into me two nights ago, but this morning she vapor-trailed me with a text message saying that she didn't want to see me anymore."

"Scott was so amazing. We always made time for each other. We even planned a dinner date for this evening. But when I got home from work, he vapor-trailed me with a note he slipped under my door saying that we can't hang out anymore."
by emospurned November 15, 2013
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vapor hoe

a girl who is WAY too in to vaporwave
“That angsts girl with the funky hair and the holographic shoes is such a vapor hoe.”
by pro hero midoriya June 11, 2019
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Vapor

Clid: What's your height?
Vapor: 5'7"
by KRA13S January 22, 2022
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vapor-hype

Massive marketing promotions for products & services not yet available, or even given an availability date by the providing organization.
"I hope the size of the new iPhone isn't vapor-hype. The last one didnt' really give us anything new."
by uni-marketer April 26, 2012
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vapor locomotive

Pronunciation: /ˈveɪpər ˌloʊkəˈmoʊtɪv/ (VAY-pur LOH-kuh-MOH-tiv)
Definition:
1. Vapor Locomotive (noun) - An integral element within transport networks; a power-driven component
2. Facilitating progression along designated transit railway channels, enabling distribution across ample areas.
Significance:
• It defines the locomotion of elements.
• It emphasizes its purpose in transporting.
• It identifies the mode of transport as an element.
• It avoids detailing the literal significance.
• It improves on stating its relevance.
• It replaces literal definition with a symbolic significance.
Examples:
• “The intricate transport web was made possible by a consistent line of vapor locomotives.”
• “The cargoes traveled securely on the transport element, the vapor locomotive.”
• “Several vapor locomotives transported through various states.”
by Dmitrio March 2, 2025
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Vapor vaulting

Vapor vaulting is the act of pressing one's anus to another's, particularly after coitus, when the undercarriages are at their moistest. A gaseous deposit is then made into the receiving butthole.
Yeah, man, we were wiped out, but we were sweaty, so I thought to myself, "Why not? I'm gonna try vapor vaulting you."
by De la frookster September 7, 2014
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Columbian Vaporizer

When your mate puts cocaine in her butt crack and farts it into your face.
Bro! Debbie with the tattoos gave me a Columbian Vaporizer lastnight! The coke was bomb, but smelled kinda like shit! Got high as fuck though!
by Toner-D-Boner May 22, 2025
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