Vanilla Twizzler

A fetish masturbation technique in which a male lays back on his shoulder blades with his lower body raised to position his erect penis directly above his face, and attempts to ejaculate into his own mouth.

I caught a guy at work doing a Vanilla Twizzler in the break room.

by Steve Clayton October 8, 2015

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Vanilla Flirts

When someone had a weak flirting game

Sean: What you up to man?
Josh: Just playing Q&A with Ella
San: Man, that's some vanilla flirts

by MintyB February 1, 2016

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Related Words

Vanij • Vanija • vanijah • vanijella • vanijr • vanilla • Vanilla Ice • Vanilla Coke • vanilla gorilla • vanis

vanilla ice cream cone

Used to describe a bland uneventful person. Much like the flavor of ice cream this person lacks excitement, but in their life. Usual causes include; holding a stable job, having children and being involved, having good mental health, having stable relationships. This state of being, frankly, lacks flavor.

After I told my brother in-law that the only thing he had ever given his children is diabetes he called me a vanilla ice cream cone.

by PnBOX November 11, 2021

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Vanilla Dick

A white, heterosexual guy, the male equivalent of a basic bitch.
Most likely to wear skaterclothes, but he doesn’t skate?!, thinks of himself as a player, slightly homophobic, proudly listens to techno and dutch rap.
Basically the embodiment of the white, male privilage.

*disclamer: vanilla isn’t disgusting, but it isn’t an existing flavour either…

Girl, don’t date that bitch: he’s a vanilla dick!!

by lilT&Marhoe February 24, 2022

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