Turdkeeper

Someone who constantly reminds someone of the time they have spent on the toilet while that person is trying to defecate in peace.

Similar to the word "Timekeeper"

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Dude, it's been 78 seconds and you are still on the toilet.

Shut the hell up you Turdkeeper.

by The Best Definer Ever? October 12, 2010

Turkey Skin

The skin on the ballsack or when someone gets the chills and goosebumps appear. Both resemble the skin of a turkey.

Matt's balls were hanging out and you could see his turkey skin. I am pretty cold today...My arms look like turkey skin.

by S.Bod October 2, 2012

Turkey Coma

The act of falling asleep after a large turkey dinner, mostly happens around the holiday season.

Where's your Uncle Stan? We're supposed to watch football after dinner

He's in a turkey coma on the couch Dad

by Wikid Jay December 19, 2013

Turkey Vulture

Older women who prey on younger men are referred to as a cougar. Cougars over 65 years of age are Turkey Vultures. Much like cougars, they prey on the inebriated and sopht minded.

He was so drunk at the bar last night a Turkey Vulture got him.

by ikehi11 August 1, 2020

Turkey-Mix

When you eat a wide variety of food In one sitting within a short period of time. Turkey mix Usually results in massive diarrhea And constipation. The word was first discovered after a family feast on thanksgiving night.

Last night I ate so much I had turkey-mix.

by Unknown hero September 6, 2020

hammer turkey

redneck version of ham or turkey, usually comes to place when a person is asked wut they want for dinner

"Honey, wutchu want, hammer turkey?"

by Christy Newman June 6, 2005

Wild Turkey Surprise

When you eat somewhere (i.e hospitals, other peoples houses, your own, etc) and not knowing what your having/eating. You can also say "I had wild turkey surprise, surprise, there's no turkey!" meaning you could be eating anything and you can't identify or recognize what it is.

Person 1: Ugh, the Hospital food was just gross, I couldn't identify it.

Person 2: Really? You couldn't recognize it?

Person 1: Yeah, I had wild turkey surprise, surprise, there's no turkey!

by SuperIvan98 July 3, 2011