Purple Rain Tugboat

An LGBT-friendly and fabulous way of saying the word handjob

I gave him a purple rain tugboat after a few drinks at the club

by randomspeaker April 24, 2023

tugboat willy

When 5+ men give each other a douche rudder in a circle

The night started off as a circle jerk, but by the end, we were having a good ole tugboat willy

by Kitszo October 16, 2020

Tugboat

Tug as in rub and tug.

Hooker: You can’t take a ride on a carnival cruise and only pay for a tugboat.
Howie: I don’t know any joe dog or tugboat. We can end it right here.

by salgood, man June 18, 2022

French tugboat

The ultimate gaming weapon.

Every teenage boy wants a French tugboat.

by Usbsgdbdbd January 31, 2022

Alaskan Tugboat

A form of foreplay;

(1) When a guy rubs his erection between a woman's Moose Knuckle while motorboating baby-oil covered breasts.

(2) When a same-sex couple performs a double-handjob (also known as skiing) while using Icy-Hot.

She said was waiting until marriage, but she gave me one hell of an Alaskan Tugboat, resulting in quite the oil spill, that she still got pregnant and now I owe her my annual dividend...I mean, child support.

by JaKobraKai June 5, 2021

Irish Tugboat

Like its cousin the French tugboat this is where the balls are placed into a bowl of lucky charms cereal then the other party blows bubbles into the cereal milk.

“Fuck the chocolate milk tonight I’m going for an Irish Tugboat, where’s the lucky charms?”

by DawsThaBoss September 3, 2025

Zimbabwean tugboat

When you place your testicles lightly on a glass of urine and someone else uses a straw to blow bubbles into the glass.

Bru, you know that girl from the library, she gave me a Zimbabwean tugboat last night, used her own piss too. Super lecker.

by Puta Pendejo September 17, 2025