Truché

Pronouced true-shey. When someone brings up a viable argument in which one would use the phrase touché, but the argument itself is also true.

Me: Hey, you lied, money does grow on trees.

Friend: I never said that, your dad said that.

Me: Truché.

by Kevindablood December 13, 2010

Gumby's Trench

A deep, vast cavern of seemingly endless proportion of the human rectum. Usually engrossed with fungal crustacean diseases and the lost dreams of small children.

That meteor crater is almost as big as Gumby's Trench!...almost...

by xboxknowledge June 30, 2011

trench war

When two people have a thumb war up someones butthole

Ex: Mark: Yo dude how did it go with two guys and one girl last night?Did you get any action?
Luke: Let's just say i am boss at trench wars
Mark: beanz

by mykittenwearsmittens January 12, 2011

Trenchers

The loyal fans of the pop/punk/rock band, Marianas Trench.

A group of 100 Trenchers is called a TrenchFam.

"If I could marry all you Trenchers.. I would" Mike Ayley (bass player in MT).

by MTrencherX October 18, 2012

Mexican trench war

When the girl is lying on her stomach and the guy fucks her ass cheeks while she shits on his dick.

One time in Tijuana I got a 2 dollar hooker and gave her the Mexican trench war. There was shit all over.

by giventofly November 6, 2009

Trench Walk

Whereby one walks in a hunched over manner as if walking in a trench to avoid stray enemy bullets.

Napolean Dynomite is walking away Trench Walk style!

by Shini January 29, 2008

trench cock

Very similar to trench foot caught by soldiers during world war I, trench cock is obtained after a long night of rough fucking in which both parties fall asleep while the male's one eyed battering ram remains inside the female's pork wallet. The excessive amount of moisture exposed to penis causes it to saturate and smolder causing the infamous trench cock. Extreme cases have resulted in the male genitalia sloughing (falling) off.

Friend #1: Hey bud how did last night go with that slut you scooped up from the titty club?
Friend #2: Aw man it was going great, I was really pounding that shit when we both passed out.
Friend #1: What is the big deal about that?
Friend #2: Well I fell asleep with my cock still inside her.
Friend #1: And?
Friend #2: Well I am worried I may have gotten trench cock and now my junk might fall off.

by deezlet August 18, 2009