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Toledo Syndrome

An all too common syndrome that the people of Toledo, Ohio suffer from. Symptoms include no sense of style, a hunchback, shitty haircut, low ambition, working a factory job, being overweight and/or ugly, poor grammar/pronunciation despite education, idolizing the lifestyle of rappers however unable to live it, using pills, criticizing drug use that is not marijuana, psychedelics, or pharmaceuticals, favoring college football, no social ability or skills, conceiving children before or soon after graduating high school, soundcloud rapping, simping, resenting anyone who has self-respect, and lastly, takes no responsibility.
Example 1: “I wear a fucking suit and tie to Grandma Parsley’s funeral and the entire Mulcher family starts to think I’m rich! These idiots have Toledo Syndrome.”

Example 2: “I hung out at that dude Kevin’s house. Place is a fucking mess, whole house smells of shit and everyone’s high off their ass from LSD and Joey’s doped out on a perc. I decide to do a line of coke and suddenly I’m a junkie!”
by Tommy&Ricky July 23, 2021
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Toledo panic button

The one that if someone presses it right, and the partner doesn't die, they never have to come up with a Fort Wayne Panic Button or a Flint Panic Button. If you tried to do it with someone you didn't trust though, at least one person could die.
These two guys doing the Toledo Panic Button didn't seem too trustworthy, so the new guy declined when they asked him if he wanted to do it, even if they thought he was a bitch for it.
by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021
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Toledo Chili Dog

When you defecate on a woman's chest then have sex with her breasts
Brandon ate some Rudy's then gave a random chick a Toledo Chili Dog
by B Random419 April 29, 2022
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driving through toledo

Get your dick so deep in someone during intercourse that it moves their insides around.
I got so deep inside her that I was driving through Toledo.
by DrawTap88 October 23, 2022
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Toledo Speedo

Not too different from a Cleveland Steamer, a sexual act where a consenting adult lies on their back while their partner squats over them and has diarrhea on the reclined individuals lower abdomen. Ideally it runs down either side of their waist and down the crotch, resembling a speedo.
A: Hey, lover, how about a Cleveland Steamer tonight?
B: Unfortunately,I had some expire Kielbasa. How about a Toledo Speedo?
A: Tits!
by Ringo Dingo May 14, 2021
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Toledo Hot Beef

A sexual act that may or may not involve world famous Toledo hot dogs
I gave her the ol’ Toledo hot beef
by Joe Barleycorn March 8, 2025
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toasty toledo

When you shit in a plastic bag and wrap it around your partners head as a surprise. It is usually used as a way of foreplay.
Last night Kevin did a toasty Toledo and I’ve never been more turned on. We had sex all night
by Gurthy June 17, 2024
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