Rolly Knots

n. a condition when one feels high anxiety awaiting news (good or bad) regarding a career milestone. The knots can roll in one part of the body for period of time then go away, only to return in another part of the body, rolling around, giving one chronic sensation of waves of anxiety.

The condition is transferable to friends and family members who have a sincere interest in such positive outcomes in your life.

Rolly knots can be found in the brain, causing an unsettled feeling, insomnia, and desire to drink coffee in the, god forbid, evening.

Only know cure is receiving the news.

For maximum communication effectiveness, "rolly knots" should be pronounced using the best Scottish accent you can do.
I can't relax, I've got rolly knots.
by RoaringWookiee September 15, 2017
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knot-send

Good luck received from the result of tying one's penis into a knot.
Dang, I thought we were going to get a tough draw in the next round, but facing Unholy Temple in this tournament was a knot-send.
by SmileyPryce June 17, 2013
mugGet the knot-sendmug.

friendship knot

There are two variations of the Friendship Knot. The "Classical Friendship Knot" or simply "Friendship Knot", which is when two male friends form a lifelong heterosexual partnership by tying each others' penises together in a knot. There is nothing sexual about this ritual. It is a very meaningful event for the 2 friends participating, as it cements their lifelong bond of brotherhood.

The second variation is the "Oxford Friendship Knot" or "Underhand Friendship Knot" . This is a more playful event or experience that happens at clubs and parties, weddings, limousines, airports, etc. This is not a ritual or rite of passage, it is a hedonistic activity in most situations. The "Underhander" is when two males, (typically homosexual although not required or implied in any way) is similar to the Classical, however the penii are replaced by anal prolapses. The two men tie their prolapses anuses and usually colons together into a knot. This demonstration is far less culturally significant than the formal Friendship Knot, however it's popularity is growing rapidly as more and more people are performing it. The public performances have clearly caused a surge in watchers becoming participants soon after witnessing their first Friendship Knot,
Lance: I can't believe we did it, we've successfully gotten this organization off the ground. This calls for something special!!

Danny: You thinking what I'm thinking?

Lance: Bitch you know it.

Danny: *ties our dicks into a Friendship Knot and repeatedly slams it in the car door*
by DocH July 18, 2019
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baloon knot

An asshole... a tied baloon looks like the human asshole.
My woman has a tight brown baloon knot.
by d0c March 17, 2008
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Foxtons Knot

An excessively large knot on a tie. Typically sported by the recently-graduated, commission-hungry employees of a London-based chain of Estate Agents.
"Look at the Foxtons Knot on the guy in the racing green Mini"
by Pottsy February 17, 2005
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Clag knot

Feces which dries and hardens on the hair surrounding the anus. This sometimes forms dreadlock-like clusters which in servere cases can interfere with normal bowel action.
"Your Majesty, the Royal Physician has brought warm water and unguents to soften Your Majesties clag knots" Extract from the "Life of the Prince of Wales"
by Tonybeak October 1, 2005
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balloon knot

a tight butt hole that hasn't recently seen any form of penetration, thus giving the illusion of the knot of a balloon
" i took this skank home n banged her right in her balloon knot" or "this girl really gets off when you eat out her balloon knot" or " damn i can smell your dirty balloon knot from across the room"
by glass bottom boat captain March 22, 2009
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