Floundering around

The act of acting a fool

Quit floundering around Ant Laielli

by Zack the nigga June 9, 2018

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Bourbon Flounder

A sex move consisting of a whiskey enema followed by an ATM.

My GF is pretty awesome but she won't do ATM. But she is an alcoholic that loves whiskey and poor choices, so I have a shot at the Bourbon Flounder.

by MadnessAndMayhem September 22, 2025

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Laying on top of another person (usually your loved one), making yourself as heavy as possible, to squash them under your weight.
Done to either show affection or punish someone for their derpy behavior.

She: *Tells silly joke*
Him: I'm gonna have to flounder you for that one.

by wurstle July 7, 2021

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Flounder

A fag-like girl who thinks she is hot shit when in actuality everyone hates her and can’t determine weather it is a girl or a boy this person is very crusty and most likely HIV positive. A real nigglet in the eyes of society

Person 1: hey did you see that new kid?
Person 2: yea I tried to talk to her but she is a real flounder. I’m just gonna stay away

by NotMikePence November 5, 2018

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Alaskan flounder basket

While you and your significant other are making love, and she/He proceedes to give you a glow job with his anaus directly above your chest giving you a perfect view for the "show". Then right before you orgasm your partner gloriously defecates all over your face and chest.

The other day daisy gave me an Alaskan flounder basket, and it was beautiful!

by ASK ME WHY June 13, 2017

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