phallic therapy

acts on the male phallus to keep it capable of being erect, large, and shiny; pertaining to the entire reproductive system, stimulating motions to excite and produce abundant output. In the female, motions on the genitalia resulting in arousal and irresistible orgasms and gushes.

My gf committed to the axiom "Use It or Lose It," always has us perform frequent phallic therapy, including kissing, jilqing, hand loving, fingering, tongue play on our genitalia resulting in vocal sounds and body twisting, pulses, and throbbing, with a final series of joyous, uncontrollable ejaculations, wettings, and gushes..

by gringo feliz March 11, 2014

California Therapy

Putting local trouble makers & / or the mentally ill on a one-way bus trip to California (particularly Los Angeles), often with the warning of 'don't come back!' Said 'therapy' recipients often wind up homeless, often upon arrival.

They're here via California Therapy.

by N81Der November 18, 2019

fuck therapy

having sex when depressed or frustrated

she is my fuck therapy as i needed it so bad .

after my fuck therapy i feel so ready to roll

doing a fuck therapy tonight with jade

by ice storm April 23, 2016

Box Therapy

The act in which a cat seeks refuge or safety, by crawling into an empty box.

Burt is feelin sad, but now he's doin da box therapy!

by leroypm90 November 3, 2012

Asphalt Therapy

1. The act of Driving or Riding until life makes sense again.

2. A common act by gear- or motor-heads, where by traveling at high velocity down drag-strips, highways, back roads or twisties, they seek enlightenment or solutions to life's various queries and problems.

"After my dog died I just had to get out of the house, so I got in my car for some Asphalt Therapy down highway 3"

"I had a great session of Asphalt Therapy with my bike after my girl and i got into a fight"

by ClutchClutch July 12, 2012

Therapy Call

Something you tell your roommates to get them out of the dorm so you can have sex with your racist boyfriend.

“Hey can you stay out of the dorm from like 2-3 today, I have a therapy call”

by Ric417475992 September 18, 2018

gemo therapy

Gay Emo Therapy

"I need gemo therapy, I can't be depressed and gay. Gay also means happy"

by Pervert the Herbert August 11, 2023