Switching Wigs

A term used for two tweakers that keep going back and forth to the restroom to get high.
Those two women kept switching wigs the whole time they were in the restaurant.
by Ghostwriter007 December 22, 2019
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Cheeto With A Wig

Used when referring to/and/or describing Donald Trump

His skin/tone is orange

His intelligence is equivalent to a cheeto, Look at his presidential speech:

"I would build a great wall, and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me, and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great great wall on our southern border and I’ll have Mexico pay for that wall." - Donald Trump Presidential Speech 2017

without him realizing that having Mexico pay for it may result in a war with Mexico.

and finally his hair looks like it isn't real, shit! it doesn't even look natural
Example 1:"We need to build a wall" - Donald Trump "SHUT IT YOU DAMN Cheeto With A Wig!" - me
Example 2: Hey! Look!, If it isn't the cheeto with a wig!
by Cha0tic_Fire November 01, 2017
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Split Wig

To hit someone in the head and hopefully cause injury.
'He had one helluva split wig'
'You gonna get your wig split'
by Dont-Be-Skurrd June 13, 2004
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oh wig

When you realize your wig has been snatched.
Waiter at Bareburger: The menu’s double sided by the way
Me: Oh wig
by ShoJajiaoaiiaisis June 04, 2019
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wig-split

Get ya wig-split bitch,and we out.
by Trebek September 10, 2003
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wigged out

1 Being devoid of reality, To lose sense of normalcy, An out of body experience. To act crazy as a reaction. To briefly flirt with lunacy.
He really "wigged out" when he realized the entire crowd watched him privately urinate in front of the one way mirror.
by David Mckee January 18, 2006
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birthday wig

Pubes. Usually refers to a woman's.
"My mom's birthday wig is at the cleaner's."
by wainscotting March 15, 2009
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