dog terd

A cross between doctor and adopted.

OOOH! I'm a dog terd!

by xdr5t3evq3q April 14, 2025

Terd Trigger

Whenever a cigarette is lit and the smoker instantly needs to go to the bathroom.

(During a smoke break)
Patrick: What's wrong with you Jason?
Jason: I got to go to the bathroom. This cigarette was a terd trigger.

by Pat J Bateman August 23, 2009

burrito terd

When you eat a burrito for breakfast, lunch and dinner, but you don’t shit until after you’ve ate dinner.

Carl had the biggest burrito terd after working a long shift on the construction site.

by mike charter January 6, 2022

Terd

A ship name for turd and beard. This term is usually describes someone with and nasty beard

“Yo man, that man over there have a large terd.”

by TheBigNugget July 17, 2019

Terd Ferguson

When you’re in the bathtub getting booty hole finger blasted and a poop ball comes out and floats in the tub

I got terd Fergusoned last night with a guy from wall street and he just picked up the terd and set it on the edge of the tub for me to look at and realize what I had done.

by Quinoaslut December 15, 2021

Triumphant terd

A crap that somone can be proud of.

That was most Defiantly a Triumphant terd.

by Will chatwin February 20, 2009

Terd tater

Poo in the trash can

Stop fucking throwing terd taters in the hows trash and wtf

by Batman vision dark mode May 1, 2021