Potemkin Tent

When your jeans groin fold creates a tent that's bigger than your actual penis.

Look at that guy's cock! That's a Potemkin tent.

by yayeetus March 25, 2019

tweeker tent

The use of a jacket to shield yourself from sight while smoking speed.

While sitting in a Walmart parking lot on Christmas morning, Johnny used his tweeker tent to hide from people seeing him smoke speed.

by Icyveins November 30, 2016

Stink Tent

The pocket of stench that occurs when the back of your shirt hangs over the shitter.

"Man that Chinese food I ate for lunch left me with a nasty stink tent all day."

by beerwick March 11, 2009

Pitched a tent

Having a boner.

You've pitched a tent GOD DAMMIT!

by BigMacRavioli August 10, 2017

Tent Fuck

Fucking your girl in a tent that you made 5 minutes beforehand

Yea, Me and Crystal just had the best tent fucking last night.

by ltsPurple August 14, 2018

Past tents

When a person tries to correct someone's grammar because they have nothing else to say after losing an argument in the YouTube comments. The correction is most likely wrong, the person has no clue what the hell they're talking about and is probably going to get bullied even more.

Lame guy: Bro I accidentally cutted myself yesterday.
Cool guy: You mean *cut.
Lame guy: No you idiot! It's past tents!
Cool guy: ...

by Random guy with no friends June 19, 2020

needs a tent

a phrase that alot of league of legends players say in all chat when they are being camped

man if i get ganekd one more time im gonna ask if he "needs a tent"

by azirisnotatrahschamp December 29, 2016