by Tom April 20, 2003
Get the percy poppin jigga munketrestermug. by LeilaSP February 25, 2019
Get the My Percy saw heartmug. J. Percy Page High School is a high school located in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. The "J" has been presumed to stand for jail. The teaching staff mostly consists of (but not limited to) racists, communists, and pricks. Two of the most common occurrences include being cut in front of at the line in the cafeteria by kids much cooler than you, and/or holding open a double-door for some chick who will just end up using the other door, ignoring you, because she's just way too hot for your courteous gestures. The majority of the students at this school are morons who can't stop talking about weed, partying, and shitty Import cars.
Attending J. Percy Page High School was the absolute worst decision I had ever made in my entire life. Most of my time was spent coupled with kids in remedial classes because the teachers there had failed to realize that I did not belong there, but that I was just lazy. I would spend my days sitting at the back of the room, all by myself, completely alone, listening to people talk about shit that made me want to stick my entire fucking body in an industrial meatgrinder. My bouts of happiness would come from excusing myself to use the washroom, just so I could rub one out, or, roaming the halls in between classes trying to make meaningful eye contact with some other lost soul who could feel my pain, and swallow my gargantuan load. Oh, and just incase you were wondering, I never did find that person. With the exception of the always awesome Mr. Mitchell (best teacher in the Known Universe nominee for sure) who was always kind to a skinny, brown and overly tall weirdo such as myself, everyone who has, is or will step foot in this place is a complete asswipe. Even after having left this place two years ago, I still feel an urgency to let the Universe know my story. Whether you read this five months from now, five years from now, or even five hundred years from now, whatever you do, do NOT go to J. Percy Page High School.
by TZG_Eleven June 14, 2011
Get the J. Percy Page High Schoolmug. Person a: “Did you hear percy rowe is better than you”
Person b: “hes better than everyone alive”
Person a “i know”
Person b: “hes better than everyone alive”
Person a “i know”
by Stinkysussycaca May 23, 2021
Get the Percy rowemug. Percy is a goofy person whose main goal in life to to cheer people up. They're mischievous, but good-hearted. They tend to be slightly stubborn, but it comes from a good place. They are tough, but will likely try to hide if they are sad or not because they don't want to make you upset. So make sure to ask a Percy you know how they're feeling and make sure they're being honest!
A Percy makes a good friend and partner, and they won't hesitate to show affection.
A Percy makes a good friend and partner, and they won't hesitate to show affection.
by Corgifriend101 January 2, 2021
Get the Percymug. The fittest and funniest person your ever meet, if you know a Jamie Percy you are the luckiest person in the world. There quiet but yet still make you laugh, it could be a bad day where your in trouble and he'd make it better
by Jamie Percy November 22, 2021
Get the Jamie Percymug. Percy “Spot” Jones, formerly known as “PJ” is a singer, multi instrumentalist and a rapper who started his entertainment career in China during the mid to late nineties. He was top of his grade in every class he ever attended. In 2007, Spot moved to Australia and would make several connections with other entertainers and musicians around the country. The most prominent of which being Hendrix Taine, a bass player, singer and author/reader. Together they were an iconic duo and sold out many shows. Since 2020, Spot has been the lead singer of comedy band Wappo Zappo, formerly known as “Sex Gun”.
As of December 2024, Spot has released 20 albums/singles in his career.
Solo Career:
Spot Season (Part I & II) - 2019
Cold Cream - 2019
Hydale - 2020
Nectar - 2020
The Deal - 2020
Army Of Ants - 2020
HMMM Question Mark - 2020
WAPPO ZAPPO:
Pablo’s Album - 2020
Dragon Ball Bee - 2021
Masan Chest - 2021
The 4th Album - 2021
The Ballad Of Chazz - 2021
Funny Deluxe - 2021
The - 2021
Tales From Moe - 2021
Clogged - 2021
November Bluez - 2021
Remedies For A Damaged Brain - 2022
The’s Hex Gun - 2023
Features On:
Sandalwood - JJK9 - 2019
Gussy - Gus Fck Schulz - 2024
As of December 2024, Spot has released 20 albums/singles in his career.
Solo Career:
Spot Season (Part I & II) - 2019
Cold Cream - 2019
Hydale - 2020
Nectar - 2020
The Deal - 2020
Army Of Ants - 2020
HMMM Question Mark - 2020
WAPPO ZAPPO:
Pablo’s Album - 2020
Dragon Ball Bee - 2021
Masan Chest - 2021
The 4th Album - 2021
The Ballad Of Chazz - 2021
Funny Deluxe - 2021
The - 2021
Tales From Moe - 2021
Clogged - 2021
November Bluez - 2021
Remedies For A Damaged Brain - 2022
The’s Hex Gun - 2023
Features On:
Sandalwood - JJK9 - 2019
Gussy - Gus Fck Schulz - 2024
“I’m half black, I’m half white. Please acknowledge me.”
“Get out of the way. Out of the way eshay.”
“It could give me a skin cancer”
“Phil, you’re just not coping.”
“Who’s Your Favourite?”
“hehehehehe”
“How do you get rid of the burn on the chicken?”
“Percy “Spot” Jones that’s me buddy”
“Get out of the way. Out of the way eshay.”
“It could give me a skin cancer”
“Phil, you’re just not coping.”
“Who’s Your Favourite?”
“hehehehehe”
“How do you get rid of the burn on the chicken?”
“Percy “Spot” Jones that’s me buddy”
by thegwoppa December 11, 2024
Get the Percy “Spot” Jonesmug.